When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never said that to Mae West.
Charlotte Church

When you make a bet, you're saying something.
Al Alvarez

Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.
Greg Giraldo

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people want it too.
Phil Foglio

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?
Thomas Sowell

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.
Danny Kaye

You go down some street - no doubt it's there, and we have to do something about it, and our programmes are designed to do that - but if that's a picture of Newcastle, it's not the one I recognise and I bet none in the North East do either.
John Prescott

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 1012 to 1.
Ernest Rutherford