A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr

And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy.
Rick Derringer

As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids.
Kid Rock

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
Ronald Biggs

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Clementine Paddleford

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Dan Castellaneta

Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
Archie Shepp

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
Corey Haim

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
Xenophon

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
Sherwood Boehlert

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
Bill Owen

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '
Arthur Godfrey

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato