The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Walter Matthau

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Jessica Parker

I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.
Gary Oldman

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
Sydney J. Harris

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
Arthur Wellesley

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
Mason Cooley

You can only sleep in one bed at a time.
Nick Rhodes

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
Daniel J. Boorstin

We all have a great time. And then I go to bed, get up and do it all over again. I like my life.
Bonnie Tyler

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Laurence J. Peter

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
Ibrahim Babangida

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
E. V. Lucas

I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I will go to bed at half past eleven. If that means going to bed early or late, that's what I live by. As soon as you get there, live by that time.
David Attenborough

I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
Cameron Diaz

We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!
Dave Matthews

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?
J. B. Priestley

She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.
Clive Cussler

The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.
Angela Carter