I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.
Thomas Huxley

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.
Laura Bush

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Jessica Parker

The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
Samuel Johnson

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
Samuel Johnson

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
James Thurber

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
James Thurber

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Graham Chapman

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Tallulah Bankhead

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt

No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important.
Karl Lagerfeld

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
Ibrahim Babangida

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.
Sidney Poitier

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Laurence J. Peter

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Louie Anderson

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
Daniel J. Boorstin

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Geoffrey Chaucer