Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
W. H. Auden

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn vos Savant

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Richard Pryor

Never get out of bed before noon.
Charles Bukowski

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
Robert Louis Stevenson

The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.
Roald Dahl

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti

We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!
Dave Matthews

A revolution is not a bed of roses.
Fidel Castro

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.
Bernard Baruch

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire

My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. That's the key I may be up early, but I'm in bed early too.
Magic Johnson

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
Sydney J. Harris

When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
Steven Morrissey

So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.
Henry Rollins

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.
Jo Brand

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
Ray Bradbury

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Edith Wharton

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John