More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria Rilke

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!
Taylor Swift

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
Evelyn Waugh

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce

Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?
Richard Dawkins

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
Robert Louis Stevenson

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.
Sidney Poitier

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Never get out of bed before noon.
Charles Bukowski

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
Kim Kardashian

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.
Tina Turner

I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.
Thomas Huxley

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire