Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
Robert C. Gallagher

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.
Richie Ashburn

I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
Karen Black

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!
Jerry Reed

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
Simon Raven

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.
John Gielgud

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
Bob Guccione

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
Johnny Bench

Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
Michael Todd

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
John Wilson

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
Ahmet Zappa

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin W. Edwards

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
Linda Ronstadt

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.
Carl Perkins

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
Tori Spelling

My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
Amanda Lear

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.
John Cleveland

Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
Roberto Rossellini

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.
Thomas Ken