Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
Robert C. Gallagher

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.
Richie Ashburn

I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
Karen Black

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
Simon Raven

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.
John Gielgud

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
Bob Guccione

Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
Michael Todd

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
John Wilson

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.
A. J. Liebling

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
Ahmet Zappa

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin W. Edwards

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
Linda Ronstadt

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.
Carl Perkins

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
Tori Spelling

My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
Amanda Lear

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.
George Horace Lorimer

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.
John Cleveland

Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
Roberto Rossellini