Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?
Sextus Propertius

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
Samuel Pepys

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.
Matthew McConaughey

On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight.
Marion Zimmer Bradley

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Garson Kanin

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould

We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed.
Olivia Newton-John

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton

I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
Daryl Hall

My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.
Antonio Villaraigosa

And then it got even worse, I mean, a few people fell by the wayside within hours. Nick Lowe was in it for about 5 hours I think, he was expelled for going to bed.
Dave Edmunds

You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Samuel Rutherford

I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.
Florynce R. Kennedy

If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.
Bobby Riggs

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.
Helen Gurley Brown

Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isn't that after all the definition of marriage?
Howard Stringer

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Linda Evangelista

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold