Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. Fields

My thought is me: that is why I cannot stop thinking. I exist because I think I cannot keep from thinking.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Total war is no longer war waged by all members of one national community against all those of another. It is total... because it may well involve the whole world.
Jean-Paul Sartre

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg

A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
Max Planck

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
Mitch Hedberg

For everyone of us that succeeds, it's because there's somebody there to show you the way out.
Oprah Winfrey

A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
Saint Augustine

Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense of nationhood.
Jimmy Carter

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Steven Wright

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.
Saint Augustine

I found thee not, O Lord, without, because I erred in seeking thee without that wert within.
Saint Augustine

Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God, and to die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source.
Leo Tolstoy

We usually lose today, because there has been a yesterday, and tomorrow is coming.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wood burns because it has the proper stuff in it; and a man becomes famous because he has the proper stuff in him.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
Leonardo da Vinci

Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous.
Leonardo da Vinci

That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.
Lewis Carroll

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.
Lewis Carroll