A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
Linda Fiorentino

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
King George V

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
Ronald Blythe

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon

Early on in my career, I'd go into the makeup trailer, and they'd spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I'd go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.
Donna Mills

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Catherine Zeta-Jones

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
Rod Steiger

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Candice Bergen

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.
Arne Jacobsen

I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.
Traci Bingham

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
Natalie Wood

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
Rod Stewart

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Shannen Doherty

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.
Jeanne Moreau

I was addicted to marijuana. I would have to have a puff off a joint before every take. I'd run out to the bathroom and come back.
Dyan Cannon

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
Tommy Shaw