Bath Quotes

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

Baby, Knew, Radio

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.
George Bernard Shaw

Bad, Battle, Soul

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
Thomas Aquinas

Good, Sleep, Wine

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

Home, Wife, Immature

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold H. Glasow

Life, Giving, Fish

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

Parents, Tell, Radio

Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.
Pablo Picasso

Miracle, Sugar, Dissolve

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
Mike Tyson

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
Dolly Parton

Hope, Home, Husband

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
Sylvia Plath

Few, Won, Quite

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.
Vladimir Nabokov

Nothing, Group, Mediocrity

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Night, Saturday

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.
Billy Sunday

Good, Tell, Temporary

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.
Hedy Lamarr

Good, Woman, Her

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
Oliver Reed

I was in the bath at the time, and my dad came running in and said, 'Guess who they want to play Harry Potter!?' and I started to cry. It was probably the best moment of my life.
Daniel Radcliffe

Life, Time, Best

Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.
Hugh Jackman

Dad, Husband, Powerful

Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.
Richard Branson

Nice, Long, Alive

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it.
Emma Watson

Long, Game, Hockey

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Oliver Reed

Home, Cool, Tired

You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.
Kate Moss

Food, Forget, Remember

I've been told the weirdest things: 'Yeah, I love taking a bath to your music!' or 'I gave birth to my daughter while listening to your music.'
Norah Jones

Love, Music, While

And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.
Chris LeDoux

Stuff, Stay, Anybody

I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies.
Gordon Ramsay

Change, Home, Dad

The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever.
Al Pacino

Life, Good, Truth

I love a warm bath at the end of a day.
Cynthia Nixon

Love, End, Warm

I love a long bath. I love anything creative. I love decorating. I even love just flipping through magazines and vegging out for a while. But I'm also one of those people who loves to work, so I'll sing, dance, work on my next performance, or write whomever it may be about a new idea.
Jennifer Lopez

Love, Work, Long

A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators.
Augustine Birrell

Good, True, Bad

I think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what's going to happen next.
Sarah McLachlan

Nothing, Happen, Next

That was me under the bath and the water being held down. The director wanted it to look as real as possible so he told Keanu, in front of me, don't go easy on her. So it was scary.
Rachel Weisz

Real, Down, Wanted

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