A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.
Curt Siodmak

A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators.
Augustine Birrell

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.
Hedy Lamarr

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.
George Bernard Shaw

And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.
Chris LeDoux

At home in Paris I take a milk bath two times a week, but here on the road it is more difficult. I miss them.
Anna Held

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
Anthony Burgess

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.
Pablo Picasso

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Delmore Schwartz

His letter was like the shock produced by a cold bath.
Duff Green

How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. I did absolutely nothing.
William S. Burroughs

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
Oliver Reed

I think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what's going to happen next.
Sarah McLachlan

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
Mike Tyson