In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Erma Bombeck

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Robert Frost

The way I figured it, I was even with baseball and baseball with me. The game had done much for me, and I had done much for it.
Jackie Robinson

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
Jackie Robinson

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard Shaw

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
H. L. Mencken

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Phyllis Diller

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.
Hank Aaron

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
Walt Whitman

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.
Jimmy Buffett

When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.
Joe DiMaggio

When I was growing up, there weren't any Little Leagues in the city. Parents worked all the time. They didn't have time to take their kids out to play baseball and football.
Mike Krzyzewski

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
Casey Stengel