In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Erma Bombeck

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Robert Frost

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
Walt Whitman

The way I figured it, I was even with baseball and baseball with me. The game had done much for me, and I had done much for it.
Jackie Robinson

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
Jackie Robinson

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard Shaw

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Phyllis Diller

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
H. L. Mencken

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.
Satchel Paige

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
Satchel Paige

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Casey Stengel

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Casey Stengel

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
Casey Stengel

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
Casey Stengel