Bark Quotes

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
Tucker Carlson

Someone, Once, Year

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen

God, Hard, Said

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
Karl Kraus

Jealousy, Dog, Thieves

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Dogs, Begin, Moves

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

Car, Nothing, Dogs

I knew, of course, that trees and plants had roots, stems, bark, branches and foliage that reached up toward the light. But I was coming to realize that the real magician was light itself.
Edward Steichen

Real, Light, Realize

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl.
William Cowper

Children, Done, Soul

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night.
Dan Aykroyd

Yourself, Night, Talk

The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can't be right all the time. He doesn't bark only when he sees or smells something that's dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.
Dan Rather

Time, Good, Dangerous

I want to try to talk like normal people talk, not just stand there and bark at the camera.
Bob Schieffer

Try, Talk, Stand

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance.
Petrarch

Ignorance, Difficult, Reputation

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
Casey Affleck

Love, Family, Said

The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.
Norman Reedus

Afraid, Dogs, Loudest

Many of their lodges remained as perfect as when occupied. They were made of poles two or three inches in diameter, set up in circular form, and covered with cedar bark.
William Henry Ashley

Made, Two, Perfect

You know the bark is worse than the bite in D.C.
John Ensign

I used to get on a stove wood pile at 5-6 years old and I would have a piece of stove wood and kindling bark as a pick, and I was a star.
Jerry Reed

Old, Used, Star

The reader feels as if he is in Chongjin, where starving people ate the bark off trees; or atop Mount Taesong with the elite of Pyongyang, whose existence is a mix of sadism and whimsy; or with the masses who are bombarded day and night with the propaganda of North Korea's alternate reality.
Adam Johnson

Reality, Night, Off

Thus, I steer my bark, and sail On even keel, with gentle gale.
Matthew Green

Gentle, Sail, Gale

It is no use painting the foot of the tree white, the strength of the bark cries out from beneath the paint.
Aime Cesaire

Strength, Painting, Tree

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.
Frank James

Sound, Feet, Heard

Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.
Malcolm Lowry

On pavements and the bark of trees I have found whole worlds.
Mark Tobey

Whole, Found, Trees

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
Gerald B. H. Solomon

Play, Dead, Dog

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