Bank Quotes

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

Rain, Place, Weather

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!
Marilyn Monroe

Life, Men, Business

Don't bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don't feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.
Jim Rohn

Money, Tell, Doctor

A system of capitalism presumes sound money, not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings, not credit creation by a central bank.
Ron Paul

Money, System, Interest

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope

Money, Place, Prove

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen

God, Give, Making

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein

Life, Marriage, Work

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Steven Wright

Money, Said, Asked

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
Steven Wright

Time, Said, Hour

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis Diller

Money, Show, Ghetto

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
Bertolt Brecht

Holding, Easier, Rob

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
Phyllis Diller

Time, Three, Argument

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
J. Paul Getty

Problem, Million, Owe

I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
Carlos Santana

Life, Secret, Worth

In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge.
Haile Gebrselassie

School, Down, Rainy

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle

Money, Enough, Failures

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
Warren Beatty

Change, Wife, Two

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.
Gore Vidal

American, President, Chase

While the river of life glides along smoothly, it remains the same river; only the landscape on either bank seems to change.
Max Muller

Life, Change, Same

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock

Everyone, Whole, Mine

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

Mother, Name, Maiden

The strongest bank in the United States will last only so long as the people will have sufficient confidence in it to keep their money there.
Carter G. Woodson

Money, Long, Confidence

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Happiness, Good, Cook

If you are worried about job security and do not have an adequate emergency fund (ideally eight months' worth of living expenses stashed away in a federally insured bank or credit union), you need to focus more on saving money than paying down the balance on your credit cards.
Suze Orman

Money, Focus, Job

People under the influence of cults is similar to that we observe in addicts. Typical behaviour for both includes draining bank accounts, neglecting children, destroying relations with family and losing interest in anything except the drug or cult.
Keith Henson

Family, Children, Losing

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
Rita Rudner

Busy, Two, Except

You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.
Dr. Dre

Before, Old, Alcohol

Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
Ezra Pound

Value, Meet, General

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
John Jay Chapman

Sun, Put, Worry

I went to see every angler on the bank to see how they were doing, to try to give them a few tips or whatever. But yeah, we had a lot of fun. It was definitely a good time and we're definitely going to do it again next year.
Tom Felton

Time, Good, Fun

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