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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!
Don't bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don't feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.
A system of capitalism presumes sound money, not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings, not credit creation by a central bank.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
J. Paul Getty
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge.
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.
While the river of life glides along smoothly, it remains the same river; only the landscape on either bank seems to change.
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
The strongest bank in the United States will last only so long as the people will have sufficient confidence in it to keep their money there.
Carter G. Woodson
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
If you are worried about job security and do not have an adequate emergency fund (ideally eight months' worth of living expenses stashed away in a federally insured bank or credit union), you need to focus more on saving money than paying down the balance on your credit cards.
People under the influence of cults is similar to that we observe in addicts. Typical behaviour for both includes draining bank accounts, neglecting children, destroying relations with family and losing interest in anything except the drug or cult.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.
Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
John Jay Chapman
I went to see every angler on the bank to see how they were doing, to try to give them a few tips or whatever. But yeah, we had a lot of fun. It was definitely a good time and we're definitely going to do it again next year.
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