Banana Quotes

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Bill Gates

Life, Property, Shelf

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg

Friend, Said, Wanted

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.
Anne Lamott

Great, Mother, Bad

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
Mike Piazza

Good, Pretty, Old

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.
Shahrukh Khan

Funny, Someone, Laugh

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni

Funny, Great, War

My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control myself. So why put it in my domain?
Jennifer Hudson

Control, Why, Put

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Ryan Stiles

Eating, Interrupt

I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from Banana Republic. My wardrobe now is definitely more expensive, but I always dress for the occasion.
John Legend

Work, Business, Used

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
Diane Lane

Nothing, Laugh, Down

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
Mark Ruffalo

Acting, Belief, Foot

I cannot go to Montreal without going to Beauty's, my favorite place for breakfast, where I have the Mish-Mash omelet with hot dogs, salami, eggs, green peppers, and onions, and the best banana bread in the world. It's legendary!
Gail Simmons

Beauty, Best, Cannot

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.
George A. Romero

Great, Wisdom, Him

If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less carbs and have some eggs and fruit for breakfast, then a light lunch about 90 minutes before I play, so I don't feel sluggish or full.
Rory McIlroy

Morning, Before, Play

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.
Chris Isaak

Love, Time, Making

You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
Bradley Whitford

Speak, Turn, Brown

I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the usual suspects like kale and spinach. Delicious as they are, they're low calorie, and the drink names are catchy: I Have Balance, I Have Energy, and my favorite, I Have Calm.
Gayle King

Love, Energy, Calm

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
Harvey Korman

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray

Funny, Thought, Whole

This is America, not a banana republic.
Vincent Bugliosi

America, Republic

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
Casey Affleck

Love, Family, Said

I'm positive and I smile a lot, and I'm kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I'm not going to argue with it.
Mireille Enos

Work, Positive, Smile

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
Charlotte Curtis

Victim, Sounds, Venture

Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or play flops, you always blame the lead. They say, 'He couldn't carry it.' They always blame him. But they rarely blame the second or third banana.
Charles Durning

Blame, Him, Play

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Speech, Parts, Adjective

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.
James Brolin

Work, Smart, Career

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.
Sanya Richards-Ross

Healthy, Favorite, Chicken

I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
Xavier Cugat

Play, Rather, Swimming

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