A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
Christine Lavin

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Matthew Arnold

Bald is the new black!
Gail Porter

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.
Persis Khambatta

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.
Dennis Franz

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!
James Taylor

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
Joe Cocker

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
Mackenzie Astin

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
Eugene Field

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Chris Cooper

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.
Connie Chung

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
Jack Nicholson

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
Gedde Watanabe

I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.
Gavin MacLeod

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.
Henry David Thoreau