I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs.
Jerry Garcia

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.
Colin Powell

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
Rush Limbaugh

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.
William Blake

The difference between a bad artist and a good one is: the bad artist seems to copy a great deal; the good one really does.
William Blake

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
John Calvin

The bad poet is usually unconscious where he ought to be conscious, and conscious where he ought to be unconscious.
T. S. Eliot

Four legs good, two legs bad.
George Orwell

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Chris Rock

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
P. J. O'Rourke

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
P. J. O'Rourke