A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Sholom Aleichem

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Ed Wynn

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Francis Bacon

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn

A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.
Claudia Johnson

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Wanda Sykes

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
Rutherford B. Hayes

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
Lady Bird Johnson

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.
Sara Gilbert

I declare that I am a bachelor.
Julian Eltinge

I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.
Daniel J. Evans

I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading.
Kate DiCamillo

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.
Jon Secada

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him.
Linda Evans

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland