A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
Laura Ingalls Wilder

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
Jerry Lewis

All babies are beautiful.
Jeanne Calment

Amnesty is the magnet. Other magnets that you mentioned are anchor babies who get benefits in this country and employer deductions for employees, even if they are here illegally, which Mr. King is addressing.
Virgil Goode

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Leo Rosten

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival.
Marilu Henner

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.
Erik H. Erikson

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
William Shatner

But people that are worried about unborn babies are the same ones that vote against kindergarten programs in Indiana or school lunch funds out of the federal government.
Birch Bayh

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy

Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning.
Richard King

Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Desiderius Erasmus

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Edgar Watson Howe

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.
Kelly Rowland

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies.
June Allyson

I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies.
Norma McCorvey

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver