Autograph Quotes

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.
John Lennon

Everyone, Picture, Wants

People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.
Walt Disney

Days, Sign, Pen

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.
Chuck Palahniuk

Time, Give, Wanted

I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.
Marilyn Manson

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
Zac Efron

Funny, Time, Girl

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple

Mother, Him, Believing

It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much.
Daniel Radcliffe

Mind, Care, Asked

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.
Maria Sharapova

Someone, Tennis, Carry

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
Billy Connolly

Fame, Cigarette, Asked

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
Kanye West

Book, Proud, Books

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.
Christopher Meloni

Someone, Person, Down

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.
Dennis Rodman

Dreams, Him, Player

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
Al Yankovic

Time, After, Show

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
Prince William

Good, Place, Kids

I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
Paul Gascoigne

Learning, Someone, Why

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.
Kato Kaelin

Waiting, Give, Guilty

I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.
Patti LaBelle

Respect, Working, Next

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
Marlo Thomas

Lost, Door, Public

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.
Katie Price

Today, Forget, Put

Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
Tommy Lasorda

Give, Somebody, Asks

I had my autograph down by the age of 13. I used to sign it everywhere.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Age, Down, Used

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.
James Lee Burke

Lost, Rejection, Used

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
Chevy Chase

Person, Tell, Personal

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.
Parker Stevenson

Another, Stand, Unless

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.
Peter Tork

A lost of people recognize me and maybe will ask for an autograph, but it's nothing like if Elvis would've done something like that, 'cause he's so popular, or maybe The Beatles 'cause they stirred up a lot of action.
Mickey Gilley

Nothing, Lost, Done

I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph.
Pedro Martinez

Sometimes, Here, Kids

A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.
Joe Elliott

Remember, Again, Five

If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.
Johnny Rotton

Respect, Give, Anyone

I'm amazed that years after I stopped playing tennis, people still recognize me in restaurants and ask for my autograph.
Bjorn Borg

After, Playing, Ask

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