I believe there's only one autobiography you can do.
John McEnroe

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn

I have a children's book already out and my autobiography.
Della Reese

I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974.
Jeffrey Bernard

I spent most of this afternoon writing a new introduction for my autobiography.
June Foray

I was trying to write an autobiography using prints and patterns that reference emotional, psychological, and personal development in my work, as a person growing up, figuring out who I was. I used fabrics to stand in for occurrences.
Jim Hodges

I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone.
Celia Johnson

I would like to read some books: I don't have time; I would like to continue working on my autobiography.
Gunther Schuller

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
Kathy Griffin

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Steven Wright

I've been asked to write an autobiography, and I've started it a couple of times, on different angles, and maybe one day I will, but you know what? There's time for that because I'd like to have the whole story.
John Saxon

I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!
Pat Morita

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
P. J. O'Rourke

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.
Ann Coulter

In this one book are the two most interesting personalities in the whole world - God and yourself. The Bible is the story of God and man, a love story in which you and I must write our own ending, our unfinished autobiography of the creature and the Creator.
Fulton Oursler

It means that no matter what you write, be it a biography, an autobiography, a detective novel, or a conversation on the street, it all becomes fiction as soon as you write it down.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography.
Hilaire Belloc

My autobiography was simply the story of my life.
Sidney Poitier

'My Life' is not an autobiography. It's just music.
Mary J. Blige

One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead.
Joseph Barbera