Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Charles M. Schulz

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.
Jason Alexander

Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.
Sister Parish

Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.
Lord Mountbatten

I am single and childless, but I have lots of friends and I am an aunt to three lovely children.
Kate DiCamillo

I think I'm a fan of people who were brave, my aunt, my grandmother, those are my heroes.
George Eads

I wish I were one of those terribly clever people who, when they write their autobiographies, always say, when I was fifteen months old I distinctly remember my Aunt Fanny saying to me, etc.
George Seaton

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
Larry David

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.
Allan Carr

Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did not take in the fact that your aunt is across the way in one take, you do it again and try to add that piece.
Gillian Anderson

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie

My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
Billy Wilder

My aunt played the piano and I used to sit and listen to it.
Dick Dale

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.
Princess Margaret

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Rudyard Kipling

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Marcelene Cox

The regard one shows economy, is like that we show an old aunt who is to leave us something at last.
William Shenstone

They are not royal. They just happen to have me as their aunt.
Elizabeth II

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Tina Yothers