I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible.
Sarah McLachlan

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
Barry Goldwater

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
Shirley MacLaine

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Denis Leary

I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject.
Meryl Streep

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
Thomas Fuller

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.
Billie Joe Armstrong

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Kurt Cobain

If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line.
Nick Nolte

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
Roger Zelazny

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
Bernie Mac

Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
Jet Li

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
Pat Benatar

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Frank Zappa

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
Francis Picabia

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
Cameron Diaz

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.
Greg Norman

People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
Yancy Butler