If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired.
Martin Luther

Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
Tiger Woods

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
Leo Tolstoy

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
Voltaire

I'm happy with the coach we have. I think any one of the ones I asked them to consider would've been good.
Bear Bryant

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey Hepburn

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
Woody Allen

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
Margaret Mead

Prior to being allowed to enter the profession, prospective teachers should be asked to talk with a group of friendly students for at least half an hour and be able to engage them in an interesting conversation about any subject the prospective teacher wants to talk about.
William Glasser

If we had in this room a hundred teachers, good teachers from good schools, and asked them to define the word education, there would be very little general agreement.
William Glasser

There are no classes in life for beginners; right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult.
Rainer Maria Rilke

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita Rudner

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer 'yes' without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

My weaknesses... I wish I could come up with something. I'd probably have the same pause if you asked me what my strengths are. Maybe they're the same thing.
Al Pacino

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Phyllis Diller

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller