My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven Wright

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
Kurt Cobain

Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
William Shakespeare

I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.
Lou Holtz

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions.
Peter Drucker

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers.
Nelson Mandela

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

We must no more ask whether the soul and body are one than ask whether the wax and the figure impressed on it are one.
Aristotle

Nature puts no question and answers none which we mortals ask. She has long ago taken her resolution.
Henry David Thoreau

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the actor to give realism to romance.
Oscar Wilde

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?
Jim Rohn

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
Eleanor Roosevelt

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst.
Dale Carnegie

For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Samuel Goldwyn

Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.
Walt Whitman

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
Tiger Woods

Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
Tiger Woods

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield