I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
John Candy

I took Beetle home thinking that after the Korean War was over, I would have to take him out of the Army. I thought, well, what am I going to do with him?
Mort Walker

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Jay London

I was a Navy officer writing about Navy problems and I simply stole this lovely Army nurse and popped her into a Navy uniform, where she has done very well for herself.
James A. Michener

I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it.
Colin Powell

I was brought up by an Episcopalian father and Presbyterian mother in nondenominational Army chapels all over the world and never really had much religious experience.
Sally Quinn

I was lucky enough myself to have been in Dad's Army for an episode.
John Leeson

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.
Bill Mauldin

I'd come out of the army after five years as a medic. I was a medical administrator and we ran hospitals, and I was a Captain in the army at the end, in 1945.
Eli Wallach

I'd learned a lot in the Army. I knew that above all things in the world I had to become so big, so strong that people and their hatred could never touch me.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

I'll play baseball for the Army or fight for it, whatever they want me to do.
Mickey Mantle

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.
Bill Mauldin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Billy Connolly

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
Norman Wisdom

I've fallen back on this periodically, although I must say that getting out of the grocery business ranked right up there with getting out of the army as one of the happier experiences of my life.
David Eddings

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
Arthur Eddington

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army.
Frederick II

If the Army helped towards my tuition fees I would then give them four years of my life.
James Blunt

If they are really persuaded that the army is annually established by me, that I have the sole disposal of posts and honours, that I employ this power in the destruction of liberty and the diminution of commerce, let me awaken them from their delusion.
Robert Walpole

If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.
William Tecumseh Sherman