Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. Fields

Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind.
Aristotle

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
Lou Holtz

Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me.
Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.
Michael Jackson

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.
Robert H. Schuller

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
Ernest Hemingway

Friendship with ones self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experience behind him.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Anyone who thinks must think of the next war as they would of suicide.
Eleanor Roosevelt

You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's. The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've become yourself.
Eleanor Roosevelt

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

If you and I are having a single thought of violence or hatred against anyone in the world at this moment, we are contributing to the wounding of the world.
Deepak Chopra

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford