If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.
Payne Stewart

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
Clarence Darrow

I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.
William J. Clinton

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it.
William J. Clinton

Things happened there that I don't think are the finest hours for anybody, whether it was a journalist, the legal system or, in that case of the political system, who would say that was an example of when Washington worked best.
Rahm Emanuel

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.
Bill O'Reilly

I think the girl who is able to earn her own living and pay her own way should be as happy as anybody on earth. The sense of independence and security is very sweet.
Susan B. Anthony

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Richard P. Feynman

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.
Mike Myers

I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
Truman Capote

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.
Barry Goldwater

If there is anybody in this land who thoroughly believes that the meek shall inherit the earth they have not often let their presence be known.
W. E. B. Du Bois

I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.
Angelina Jolie

No, I think it taught me to be independent and never expect a handout and never wait for anybody to hand you anything in any aspect of my life.
Jesse James

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
Rita Mae Brown

I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
Drew Barrymore

I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life has in store for you.
Drew Barrymore

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.
Shia LaBeouf

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
Jay London