Annoy Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Life, Love, Great

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Long, Taken, Walks

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.
Marilyn Monroe

Men, Less, Found

The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Desire, Sign, Harm

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Noel Coward

Long, Taken, Walks

We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Cannot, Often, Pardon

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Robert Anton Wilson

Love, Small, Big

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
Christopher Hitchens

Stupid, Lazy, Kinds

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.
P. J. O'Rourke

Government, True, Often

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
E. W. Howe

Friend, Him, Trouble

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Life, Great, Person

Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a while. Sometimes they're of my own creation, as well - and they're just as annoying. It's not only other people's ear worms that bug me, it's my own, as well.
Brian Eno

After, Sometimes, Start

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
Howie Mandel

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done.
Jo Brand

Done, Difference, Yes

I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.
Gene Tierney

Father, Him, Used

It doesn't annoy me but I think of myself as a presenter who is gay, rather than a gay presenter. It's a subtle distinction, but that's how I view it.
Evan Davis

Gay, Rather, View

I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.
A. N. Wilson

Father, Catholic

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
Pietro Aretino

Truth, Tell, Neighbors

The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It's us looking at ourselves - and like all human endeavors it's imperfect.
Jaron Lanier

Human, Sometimes, Looking

I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that didn't annoy parents. I used The Beatles 'Rocky Raccoon' as sort of a starting place for my writing.
Jewel

Parents, Writing, Place

We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and quiet.
William O. Douglas

Challenge, Speak, Word

If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all.
Jack Dee

History, Medical, Friendly

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.
Patricia Heaton

Married, Three, Couple

People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.
John Bonham

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.
Jeffrey Bernard

School, Girl, Leaving

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
Kingsley Amis

Writing, Point, Somebody

Hopefully I don't annoy people too much.
Missy Franklin

I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to be into acoustic stuff but my son Joseph is learning drums, so now I have an electric guitar and we play Metallica. We have an amp and a PA in the garage with his drum kit.
Kevin McKidd

Family, Learning, Play

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