Ambulance Quotes

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson

Heart, Wife, She

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock

Movies, Job, Guys

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
George Galloway

Down, Before, Here

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.
Ina Garten

Home, Fun, Taken

I'm a praying atheist. When I hear an ambulance siren, I ask for a blessing for those people in trouble, knowing that no one's listening. I think it's just a habit of mindfulness.
Geraldine Brooks

Blessing, Knowing, Trouble

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.
Chris Matthews

Between, Difference, Four

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.
China Chow

Times, Goes, Airplane

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.
Illeana Douglas

Why, Action, Dying

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.
Tom G. Palmer

Medical, Person, Another

When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks.
Rich Lowry

Change, Mom, Dad

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
Pippa Evans

Men, Rejection, Wrong

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.
Lane Kirkland

End, Rather, Bitter

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