There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
Salvador Dali

Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.
Salvador Dali

Habit is a second nature that destroys the first. But what is nature? Why is habit not natural? I am very much afraid that nature itself is only a first habit, just as habit is a second nature.
Blaise Pascal

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination.
John Keats

I am in that temper that if I were under water I would scarcely kick to come to the top.
John Keats

My imagination is a monastery and I am its monk.
John Keats

I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller

I am two with nature.
Woody Allen

I am not a has-been. I am a will be.
Lauren Bacall

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
Richard Dawkins

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
Lucille Ball

What is the worst of woes that wait on age? What stamps the wrinkle deeper on the brow? To view each loved one blotted from life's page, And be alone on earth, as I am now.
Lord Byron

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Lord Byron

I am acquainted with no immaterial sensuality so delightful as good acting.
Lord Byron