Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.
Colin Powell

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great original interpreter of his time, his day, his age.
Frank Lloyd Wright

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion of Soul discerned by the five Senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age.
William Blake

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L. Moody

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
T. S. Eliot

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
George Orwell

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.
George Orwell

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Salvador Dali

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

This is the patent age of new inventions for killing bodies, and for saving souls. All propagated with the best intentions.
Lord Byron