I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.
George Clooney

We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.
Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
Theodor Adorno

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise.
Thomas More

There is nothing more hateful than bad advice.
Sophocles

No enemy is worse than bad advice.
Sophocles

Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of life.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Don't give your advice before you are called upon.
Desiderius Erasmus

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain.
Tom Stoppard

Whatever advice you give, be short.
Horace

My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older, you realize everything she said was true.
Lenny Kravitz

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland

My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you.
Vin Diesel

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.
Kitty O'Neill Collins

Never feel that a piece of criticism or advice is too much trouble to give, or that it exceeds your province.
Lord Mountbatten

When you seek advice, do not withhold any facts from the person whose advice you seek.
Abu Bakr

If anybody seeks your advice, offer right and sincere advice.
Abu Bakr

He who is not impressed by sound advice, lacks faith.
Abu Bakr

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.
Friedrich Schiller

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Saul Bellow