I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
Jack Nicholson

No one wants advice - only corroboration.
John Steinbeck

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.
Francis Bacon

The worst men often give the best advice.
Francis Bacon

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S. Truman

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S. Truman

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.
Abigail Van Buren

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder.'
Aldous Huxley

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Lewis Carroll

No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.
Samuel Smiles

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
Henry Ward Beecher

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say this is what we know about this problem at this time. And here are the consequences of these actions.
Joyce Brothers