Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
Jack Nicholson

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Lewis Carroll

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Josh Billings

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
Josh Billings

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
Josh Billings

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder.'
Aldous Huxley

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don't have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.
Richard M. Nixon

Unless a president can protect the privacy of the advice he gets, he cannot get the advice he needs.
Richard M. Nixon

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
Henry Ward Beecher

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say this is what we know about this problem at this time. And here are the consequences of these actions.
Joyce Brothers