Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.
Kahlil Gibran

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
Winston Churchill

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.
Winston Churchill

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.
Warren Buffett

I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
Henry Ford

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Benjamin Franklin

There are old heads in the world who cannot help me by their example or advice to live worthily and satisfactorily to myself; but I believe that it is in my power to elevate myself this very hour above the common level of my life.
Henry David Thoreau

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
Anne Frank

How true Daddy's words were when he said: all children must look after their own upbringing. Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
Anne Frank

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.
Ann Landers

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers