Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
Willard Scott

I get all fired up about aging in America.
Willard Scott

I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
Willard Scott

I think women can cope a lot better than men.
Willard Scott

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
Willard Scott

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
Willard Scott

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
Willard Scott

It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
Willard Scott

Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.
Willard Scott

Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
Willard Scott

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
Willard Scott

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
Willard Scott

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.
Willard Scott

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
Willard Scott

You go from Pampers to Depends!
Willard Scott