Will Rogers Quotes

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Will Rogers

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Will Rogers

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Will Rogers

Business, Enough, Big

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
Will Rogers

Try, Else, Nation

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers

Party, Belong, Democrat

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers

Movies, Business, Yourself

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

Government, Working, Whole

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers

Nothing, America, Nation

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
Will Rogers

Times, Read, Town

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Will Rogers

Money, Same, Improving

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
Will Rogers

Him, Production, Sell

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
Will Rogers

Good, Bad, Done

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Will Rogers

Practice, Communism

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers

Time, Night, Enough

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers

Work, Liberty, Practice

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Will Rogers

Money, Women, Two

Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers

War, Week, Fall

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Will Rogers

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Will Rogers

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Will Rogers

Hero, Die, Main

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Will Rogers

College, Until, Turn

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: November 4, 1879

Died: August 15, 1935

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