Will Rogers Quotes

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Will Rogers

While, United, Promote

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Will Rogers

Optimist, Farmer

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
Will Rogers

Looking, Week, Anybody

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers

War, Soldiers, Week

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

Funny, Long, Everything

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Will Rogers

Somebody, Sit, Heroes

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Will Rogers

Sometimes, Fruit, Limb

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers

Hero, Earth, Profession

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers

Legal, Getting, Conscience

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rogers

Good, Government, Pay

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

Government, Working, Whole

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Will Rogers

May, Debt, Worrying

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

Though, Run, Sit

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers

Business, Pay, Costs

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers

Life, Good, Here

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Will Rogers

Movies, Education

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Will Rogers

Money, Same, Spend

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will Rogers

Whole, Cat, Bag

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers

Life, Funny, Congress

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Will Rogers

Best, Through, Difficulty

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers

Nothing, Die, Beat

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Will Rogers

Someone, Else, Far

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Will Rogers

Worth, Paper, Forty

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: November 4, 1879

Died: August 15, 1935

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