Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will Rogers

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Will Rogers

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
Will Rogers

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Will Rogers

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Will Rogers

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
Will Rogers

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers