Will Rogers Quotes

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
Will Rogers

Father, Him, After

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Will Rogers

Morning, Best, Job

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers

Politics, Party, Worse

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers

Different, Everybody, Ignorant

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will Rogers

Education, Ignorance, America

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Will Rogers

Life, Best, Serious

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers

Open, Season, Ought

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers

Finance, Good, Goes

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
Will Rogers

Live, Why, Between

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers

Government, Country, Same

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

Live, Gossip, Ashamed

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers

Stupidity, Why, Mess

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers

Ignorance, Read, Papers

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Will Rogers

Best, May, Happens

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Will Rogers

Through, Minds, Changed

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers

Time, Gossip, Dislike

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
Will Rogers

Different, Serious, Honest

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Will Rogers

Said, Last, Year

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers

Funny, Places, Expected

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers

Money, Art, Spend

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

Funny, Wife, Real

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
Will Rogers

Both, Left, Moved

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Will Rogers

Learning, Why, Earth

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers

Time, Down, Dog

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers

Country, Minds, Needs

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: November 4, 1879

Died: August 15, 1935

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