Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
Will Harvey

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.
Will Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five.
Will Harvey

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
Will Harvey

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?
Will Harvey

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Will Harvey

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
Will Harvey

Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.
Will Harvey

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.
Will Harvey

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
Will Harvey