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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 17, 1961 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Wendy Liebman Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Mitch Hedberg Steven Wright W. C. Fields Rodney Dangerfield Groucho Marx Bob Hope P. J. O'Rourke |
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. Wendy Liebman My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Wendy Liebman My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. Wendy Liebman People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well, it's killing me! Wendy Liebman |
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