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Wendy Liebman Quotes
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Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 17, 1961
Nationality:
American
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Wendy Liebman

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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
Wendy Liebman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Liebman

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Wendy Liebman

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman



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