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W. C. Fields Quotes
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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
January 29, 1880
Date of Death:
December 25, 1946
Nationality:
American
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W. C. Fields

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. Fields

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. Fields

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