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Victor Borge Quotes
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Type: Musician Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Date of Birth: January 3, 1909 Date of Death: December 23, 2000 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Victor Borge Related Authors: Loretta Lynn Lenny Kravitz Elvis Presley Paul Simon Billy Joel Bob Dylan Little Richard Don Was |
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. Victor Borge I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Victor Borge I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. Victor Borge Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. Victor Borge Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Victor Borge Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Victor Borge The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge |
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