Victor Borge Quotes

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge

Time, Mind, Year

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge

Humor, Truth, Else

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge

Christmas, Once, Idea

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge

Between, Difference, Longer

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge

Laughter, Person, Away

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

Laughter, Two, Between

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge

Wife, Married, Happily

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge

Children, Parents, Wish

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge

Dad, Mother, Father

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: January 3, 1909

Died: December 23, 2000

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