The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.
Tucker Carlson

The one thing I'm convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly something he enjoys personally.
Tucker Carlson

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.
Tucker Carlson

There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign policy. But those arguments are complicated, hard to explain, and, in the end, not all that sensational.
Tucker Carlson

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
Tucker Carlson

To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?
Tucker Carlson

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
Tucker Carlson

Who laughs less than feminists?
Tucker Carlson