Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
Trey Parker

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
Trey Parker

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.
Trey Parker

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.
Trey Parker

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.
Trey Parker

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.
Trey Parker

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.
Trey Parker

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
Trey Parker

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.
Trey Parker

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.
Trey Parker

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
Trey Parker