Trey Parker Quotes

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Trey Parker

Time, Saying, Mean

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
Trey Parker

Jesus, Christian, Culture

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
Trey Parker

Time, Thinking, Stuff

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
Trey Parker

End, Different, Else

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
Trey Parker

Kids, Once, Parent

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
Trey Parker

Happy, Person, Optimistic

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.
Trey Parker

Stupid, Before, Kids

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
Trey Parker

Stupid, Down, Enough

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.
Trey Parker

Mad, Making, Themselves

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.
Trey Parker

God, Bad, Writing

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.
Trey Parker

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
Trey Parker

Best, Makes, Ideas

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
Trey Parker

Mother, Heart, She

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
Trey Parker

Money, Put, Beginning

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
Trey Parker

Smart, Children, Tell

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
Trey Parker

Mom, Dad, Sister

I can feel myself dying inside.
Trey Parker

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.
Trey Parker

Hope, Become, Guy

I find Mormons adorable.
Trey Parker

Find, Adorable, Mormons

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
Trey Parker

Religion, Star, Force

I hate puppets so much.
Trey Parker

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
Trey Parker

Talk, Desire, Penn

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
Trey Parker

Person, Same, Santa

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
Trey Parker

Politics, Football, Two

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
Trey Parker

Comedy, Realize, Jerry

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Artist

Born: October 19, 1969

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