Tommy Chong Quotes

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
Tommy Chong

Big, Smoke, Pot

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
Tommy Chong

Won, Cigarettes, Ya

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.
Tommy Chong

Gone, Jail, Prophets

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
Tommy Chong

Art, Live, York

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
Tommy Chong

Time, Ask, Questions

I'm as clean as a whistle.
Tommy Chong

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
Tommy Chong

Night, Trying, Playing

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
Tommy Chong

Best, Mean, Laugh

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
Tommy Chong

Happy, Brain, Spirit

Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
Tommy Chong

Work, May, Else

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.
Tommy Chong

Impossible, High, Exercise

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.
Tommy Chong

Everything, Happens, Cosmic

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.
Tommy Chong

Best, Character, Tried

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
Tommy Chong

Love, After, Show

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
Tommy Chong

Woman, Black, Kids

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.
Tommy Chong

Music, Matter, Looking

I was more of a weightlifter.
Tommy Chong

I'm a hybrid.
Tommy Chong

I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.
Tommy Chong

Life, Someone, Difference

I've always been into improvisation.
Tommy Chong

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.
Tommy Chong

Good, Serious, Crime

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
Tommy Chong

Home, Whole, Paid

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
Tommy Chong

Exciting, Happened, Jail

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.
Tommy Chong

Hard, After, Once

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.
Tommy Chong

Positive, Again, Beginning

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Actor

Born: May 24, 1938

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