Todd Barry Quotes

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
Todd Barry

Find, Once, Next

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.
Todd Barry

Knowledge, Someone, May

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.
Todd Barry

Sometimes, Write, Used

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.
Todd Barry

Writing, Short, Another

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
Todd Barry

Trying, Less, Actually

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.
Todd Barry

Thought, Started, Nervous

I will not be misquoted!
Todd Barry

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry

Funny, Different, Try

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
Todd Barry

Place, Rather, Mass

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
Todd Barry

Dreams, Proud, Anyone

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.
Todd Barry

Comedy, Apart, Traveling

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
Todd Barry

Morning, Remember, Show

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
Todd Barry

Someone, Party, Blues

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
Todd Barry

Another, Kiss, Walk

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.
Todd Barry

Time, Long, Between

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
Todd Barry

Cool, Night, Special

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
Todd Barry

Sometimes, Sister, Act

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself.
Todd Barry

Last, Few, Actually

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
Todd Barry

Understand, Comedy, Looking

People in New York love having roof parties.
Todd Barry

Love, York, Parties

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.
Todd Barry

Good, Bad, Others

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.
Todd Barry

Comedy, Seems, Sake

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.
Todd Barry

Show, Comedy, Since

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.
Todd Barry

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Nationality: American

Born: March 26, 1964

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