Todd Barry Quotes

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry

Love, Eat, Chicken

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
Todd Barry

Experience, Personal, Bring

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
Todd Barry

Private, Tour, Cage

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.
Todd Barry

Fun, Job, Someone

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
Todd Barry

Before, Show, Drink

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
Todd Barry

Laugh, Goal, Joy

Anyone who bombs is my friend.
Todd Barry

Friend, Anyone, Bombs

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
Todd Barry

Good, Bad, Else

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.
Todd Barry

Again, Year, Comedy

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
Todd Barry

End, Involved, Teaching

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
Todd Barry

Love, Respect, Sports

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
Todd Barry

Value, Normal, Worthy

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
Todd Barry

Comedians, Astronauts

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
Todd Barry

Culture, Pirate, Pirates

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
Todd Barry

Strange, Again, Seems

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
Todd Barry

Down, Friends, Try

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
Todd Barry

Work, Time, Off

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
Todd Barry

Amazing, Writing, Erase

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
Todd Barry

Quite, Bit, Liked

I loved Australia. I was very successful there.
Todd Barry

Successful, Loved, Australia

I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.
Todd Barry

Mean, Night, Trying

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.
Todd Barry

Sunday, Mean, Wanted

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.
Todd Barry

Mean, Stage, Interests

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
Todd Barry

Mean, Thought, Joke

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.
Todd Barry

Everything, Done, Through

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Nationality: American

Born: March 26, 1964

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