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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: March 26, 1964 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Todd Barry Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
Todd Barry Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. Todd Barry I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. Todd Barry I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. Todd Barry I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. Todd Barry I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. Todd Barry I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. Todd Barry I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. Todd Barry I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid. Todd Barry I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. Todd Barry I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. Todd Barry I loved Australia. I was very successful there. Todd Barry I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. Todd Barry I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. Todd Barry I will not be misquoted! Todd Barry I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. Todd Barry I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. Todd Barry I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. Todd Barry I've never read Ulysses. Why do you ask? Todd Barry In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida. Todd Barry It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. Todd Barry My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. Todd Barry People in New York love having roof parties. Todd Barry Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. Todd Barry There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. Todd Barry You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. Todd Barry |
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